They'd Hang You in Nashville
by William Gleason
Directed by Petey Pace
February 14 & 16, 1997
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Miss Bobbi Jo Pickens, the overweight country and Western singing star, could get anyone not sufficiently respectful of her talent hung in Nashville, as two recent college graduates, Stanley and Bob, discover. The young men are trying every strategy to keep the outraged landlord from their door while Stanley writes soon-to-be-forgotten lyrics with titles such as “My Heart Fell Apart When You Went to Pieces Over Me.” Understandably, he can’t sell these gems and their plight is getting desperate. Seeking remedies, the two young men find themselves in an incredible alliance with Bobbi Jo Pickens, and it’s then that they begin to discover the real meaning of desperate.

Cast
Stanley Gorman - Tony Hooper 
Sally Pastorini - Beth Hammock 
Bob Jefferson - Tracy Elliott 
Ernie Grelling - Richard Twilley 
Mort Sellers - Todd Jacobson 
Bobbi Jo Pickens - Carol Burnett 
Elvira - Kathy Norman 
Brock Tabore - Stephen Moore 
Salesman - Brandon Elliot 
Messenger - Jeanette Jacobson 
Lady Dancers - Becky Twilley, Anne Vinson 
   
Crew
Petey Pace - Director
Katrine Moore - Assistant Director
Dan Bostick - Lighting and Sound
Herb Cooper - Set Design/Construction 
Louis Tucker - Set Design/Construction 
Jerry Terrell- Set Design/Construction 
Charles Inman - Set Design/Construction 
Edwina Harris - Hair and Makeup
Vondia Seahorn - Hair and Makeup
Michelle Orrick - Hair and Makeup
Ginger Burleson - Hair and Makeup
Dawn James - Hair and Makeup
Vickie Self - Hair and Makeup
Rita Jeffreys - Hair and Makeup
Jacqueline Kennedy - Hair and Makeup
Gloria McKee - Costumes and Props
Jane Williams - Costumes and Props
Helen Nelson - Box Office