Crazy Quilt Club
by Pat Cook
Directed by Brittany Farris
November 7-10, 2024
Auditions - September 16th and 17th at 7:00 pm
Tickets will go on-sale on Monday, October 31st. For group sales please contact Beth Hammock at 256-668-0045.
Synopsis: Veronica Blather is a sweet little old lady who spends most of her time knitting and solving murders, most of which occur whenever she shows up. Understandably she has a problem finding a place to live. When her niece invites her to stay at a retirement home for old knitters, it seems ideal - until one of its members dies from drinking poisoned punch. Who did it? Was it Matilda, the president of the Crazy Quilt Club, or Lydia, who likes to die on Tuesdays? Could it be Clara, who's a compulsive liar, or the wisecracking Sarafina who doesn't trust anybody and carries a rifle just to be sure? Clues drop as fast as corpses and dialogue races along at breakneck speed to keep the audience in stitches till the last minute.
Synopsis: Veronica Blather is a sweet little old lady who spends most of her time knitting and solving murders, most of which occur whenever she shows up. Understandably she has a problem finding a place to live. When her niece invites her to stay at a retirement home for old knitters, it seems ideal - until one of its members dies from drinking poisoned punch. Who did it? Was it Matilda, the president of the Crazy Quilt Club, or Lydia, who likes to die on Tuesdays? Could it be Clara, who's a compulsive liar, or the wisecracking Sarafina who doesn't trust anybody and carries a rifle just to be sure? Clues drop as fast as corpses and dialogue races along at breakneck speed to keep the audience in stitches till the last minute.
Ticket Information
The membership drive will begin soon for Members, Patrons and Sponsors for those to renew and for anyone interested in being a part. If you are interested in bringing a group to any of the productions, dinner is available for Thursday night, with other nights as an option with enough attendance. For more information on groups please contact Beth Hammock at 256-668-0045.
Our productions are family oriented and are perfect for churches, senior citizens, and any other groups who like to be entertained and have a great meal in a beautiful facility, the Weatherford Centre in Red Bay, AL. We absolutely want to thank Community Spirit Bank in Red Bay, AL for the use of the wonderful theater they provide for us to perform in and to share with our audiences.
Tickets to all productions are just $10.00 and the meal $20.00.
Our productions are family oriented and are perfect for churches, senior citizens, and any other groups who like to be entertained and have a great meal in a beautiful facility, the Weatherford Centre in Red Bay, AL. We absolutely want to thank Community Spirit Bank in Red Bay, AL for the use of the wonderful theater they provide for us to perform in and to share with our audiences.
Tickets to all productions are just $10.00 and the meal $20.00.
Season 28 - 2024-2025
Crazy Quilt Club
by Pat Cook
Directed by Brittany Farris
November 7-10, 2024
Moon Over Buffalo
by Ken Ludwig
Directed by Mark Richardson
February 13-16, 2025
Honky Tonk Hissy Fit
by Jones, Hope, and Wooten
Directed by Scotty Kennedy
April 24-27, 2025
Suite Surrender
By Michael McKeever
Directed by Anna Carol Porter
April 25-28, 2024
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Cast
Otis - Dominic Rogers Francis - Theron Struzik Bernard S. Dunlap - Mason Cook Mrs. Everett P. Osgood - Sharon Strickland Dora Del Rio - Anna Lindsey Claudia McFadden - Holly McKinney Mr. Pippet - Austin Henderson Athena Sinclair - Brandy Cook Murphy - Morgan Miller Synopsis:
It's 1942, and two of Hollywood's biggest divas have descended upon the luxurious Palm Beach Royale Hotel -- assistants, luggage, and legendary feud with one another in tow. Everything seems to be in order for their wartime performance...that is, until they are somehow assigned to the same suite. Mistaken identities, overblown egos, double entendres, and a lap dog named Mr. Boodles round out this hilarious riot of a love note to the classic farces of the 30s and 40s. |
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The Fox on the Fairway
By Ken Ludwig
Directed by Molly Thorn
February 15-18, 2024
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Cast
Justin Hicks - Theron Struzik Louise Heindbedder - Anna Lindsey Henry Bingham - Scotty Kennedy Pamela Peabody - Tina Smith Richard (Dickie) Bell - Clint Sikes Muriel Bingham - Brittany Faris Synopsis
A tribute from Ken Ludwig (Lend Me A Tenor, Moon Over Buffalo) to the great English farces of the 1930s and 1940s, A Fox On the Fairway takes audiences on a hilarious romp, which pulls the rug out from underneath the stuffy denizens of a private country club. Filled with mistaken identities, slamming doors, and over-the-top romantic shenanigans, it's a furiously paced comedy that recalls the Marx Brothers' classics. A charmingly madcap adventure about love, life, and man's eternal love affair with...golf. |
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A Doublewide, Texas Christmas
By Nicholas Hope, Jessie Jones, and Jamie Wooten
Directed by Scotty Kennedy
November 9-12, 2023
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Cast
Big Ethel Satterwhite - Holly McKinney Georgia Dean Rudd - Emily Edmonson Lark Barken - Brittany Faris Norwayne "Baby" Crumpler - Dominic Rogers Haywood Sloggett - Chris Perea Joveeta Crumpler - Anna Carol Porter Caprice Crumpler - Jerri Mayo Patsy Price - Hannah Haddock Nash Sloggett - Clint Sikes Harley Dobbs (Voiceover) - Torrey Lewey |
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Synopsis
In this outrageously funny comedy, it’s Christmas-time in the newest—and tiniest—town in Texas. And it’s beginning to look a lot like trouble in Doublewide. Not only are the trailer park residents dealing with the stress of the holiday season, but they’ve just discovered that Doublewide is being double-crossed by the County. With their official incorporation papers in jeopardy, this band of eccentric Texans throw themselves into taking on the “Big Guys.” Determined to bolster their legitimacy, they first set their sights on the County-wide “Battle of The Mangers” competition. They conspire to win this smackdown with their “Nativity At The Alamo” entry…by any means possible.
In addition to that shaky undertaking and trying almost single-handedly to keep the new town afloat, Mayor Joveeta Crumpler has to wrangle her celebrity-obsessed mother, her beleaguered brother who’s being bullied by a pack of vengeful raccoons, and her demoralized best friend who’s at the end of her rope from dating every loser this side of the Rio Grande. To make matters worse, Joveeta finds herself increasingly wary of the newest resident, Patsy Price. Patsy, fresh out of the local mental institution, clearly has her own devious agenda and the County competition over in Fayro is just the place for her to settle an old score.
By the time this full-tilt rocket ride of lunacy climaxes in a what-else-can-go-wrong live television presentation, you’ll have doubled your Christmas spirit. So spend the Yuletide in Doublewide and let this hilarious Jones Hope Wooten Comedy make your Christmas merry and bright…because there’s no place like a good ol’ Texas-sized mobile home for the holidays!
In this outrageously funny comedy, it’s Christmas-time in the newest—and tiniest—town in Texas. And it’s beginning to look a lot like trouble in Doublewide. Not only are the trailer park residents dealing with the stress of the holiday season, but they’ve just discovered that Doublewide is being double-crossed by the County. With their official incorporation papers in jeopardy, this band of eccentric Texans throw themselves into taking on the “Big Guys.” Determined to bolster their legitimacy, they first set their sights on the County-wide “Battle of The Mangers” competition. They conspire to win this smackdown with their “Nativity At The Alamo” entry…by any means possible.
In addition to that shaky undertaking and trying almost single-handedly to keep the new town afloat, Mayor Joveeta Crumpler has to wrangle her celebrity-obsessed mother, her beleaguered brother who’s being bullied by a pack of vengeful raccoons, and her demoralized best friend who’s at the end of her rope from dating every loser this side of the Rio Grande. To make matters worse, Joveeta finds herself increasingly wary of the newest resident, Patsy Price. Patsy, fresh out of the local mental institution, clearly has her own devious agenda and the County competition over in Fayro is just the place for her to settle an old score.
By the time this full-tilt rocket ride of lunacy climaxes in a what-else-can-go-wrong live television presentation, you’ll have doubled your Christmas spirit. So spend the Yuletide in Doublewide and let this hilarious Jones Hope Wooten Comedy make your Christmas merry and bright…because there’s no place like a good ol’ Texas-sized mobile home for the holidays!