Rumors
by Neil Simon
Directed by Scotty Kennedy
February 10, 12-15, 2026
​Dinner Theater
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At a large, tastefully-appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York had just shot himself. Though it’s only a flesh wound, Charlie Brock’s self-inflicted injury sets off a series of events causing four couples to experience a severe attack of farce. 

As their tenth wedding anniversary party commences, Charlie lies bleeding in another room, and his wife Myra is nowhere in sight. The first guests, lawyer Ken Gorman and his wife Chris, scramble to get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and miscommunications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity. ​
Cast
Brittany Faris - Chris Gorman
Eric Faris - Ken Gorman
Morgan Miller - Claire Ganz
Theron Struzik - Lenny Ganz
Scotty Kennedy - Ernie Cusack
Tina Smith - Cookie Cusack
Austin Henderson - Glenn Cooper
Adrienne Pearson - Cassie Cooper
Nicholas Stepp - Officer Welch
Sophie Rea - Officer Pudney

Crew
Scotty Kennedy - Director 
Anna Lindsey - Stage Manager 
Jeri Mayo - Set Design/Construction 
Darlene Dotson - Set Design/Construction
Melvin Dotson - Set Design/Construction
Scotty Kennedy - Set Design/Construction
McNeil Construction - Set Design/Construction
Dominic Rogers - Lighting and Sound
Beth Hammock - Ticket Coordinator 
Matt Hester - Videographer and Technical Advisor